Pirate all your favorite shows, movies, and games while you still have the chance.
Hiroko (85yo) and her takoyaki shop in Tenma, Osaka.
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youtuber voice: silent hill 2 is an analog horror walking simulator that puts you in liminal spaces, with fnaf style lore and jumpscares that’ll leave you as traumatized as bendy and the ink machine did, so without further ado, lets dive in
Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit
I mean, we're talking about people whose lifespan is Yes.
"Oh, the weak wine? That is for children. I am two thousand years old, and I daresay one sip from this highball would knock you on your ass for a week."
Look, there's this weird thing people do with high fantasy where they want elves to be immortal/extremely long-lived snooty aristocrats and also somehow incapacitated by imagining the taste of salt too hard. "Orcs and dwarves have the hardest booze" no they don't, they have work in the morning! In any of these settings, elves would pregame harder than hobbits party and everyone else has shit to do tomorrow.
The average high elf builds up the drug tolerance of a mid-70s Hollywood producer and then spends three centuries studying alchemy. While humans seek immortality, the Immortals seek the elusive "philosopher's cocaine."
No gonna argue against elven booze superiority, but can we talk about weed? There's no way elves have a higher tolerance than halflings, those little fuckers huff and puff all day and still go to work high as hellfire
Not saying that halfling weed is stronger than whatever elves smoke, I'm just saying any elf would be giggling themself silly after what halflings consider a 'short, 13-hour smoke break'.
People do like to bring up the point that despite living for, like, 700 years to forever in peak health, elves never really seem to get anything done, and when they do, it's the dumbest, worldfuckingest project imaginable despite being a "wise" people
It's because of the pot, this is pothead behavior
im sorry this happened in my mind and i had to make it
I've said this before but Why do people position "themes and analysis" and "shipping" as mutually exclusive opposites. maybe I find two characters thematically interesting and want them to analytically fuck about it.
starting a collection of people who obliterate their food in impossible ways.
I mean, does this count
interesting fact i have titanium in my spine
Fun Fact!
Titanium not only is crazy durable, but it noo magnet! Thas wy Dock chok jjiun spi; surgyr ad pater noster, qui es in cœlis; sanctificetur nomen tuum: Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in cœlo, et in terra. Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie: Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris: et ne nos inducas in tentationem: sed libera nos a malo.
dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞
Opened up the ole pixel art program I have (Graphics Gale, it's free!) and made some Hex Maniac fanart! It's really not good since I kinda just rushed through it but it was still fun.